Everyone is Getting Ass! --12 for $279.99
DON'T HALF ASS ANYTHING.
Introducing the first Ethnic/Gender ambiguous Ass Plate, so you don’t half ass anything, let alone your meals ever again.
THE ASS PLATE IS:
-Made with food safe materials
-Not your average plate, as it comes with a signature sauce plug and official ass card
-The ultimate party gift
-A conversation starter
-How you will get promoted
-A quick way to make friends and sure-fire way to get some ass