IT'S EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER ASS FOR.
THE OFFICIAL ASS PLATE
The Ass Plate is the perfect gift for a friend or any event that involves people having a fantasstic time while not half assing anything. Spreading happiness while spreading cheeks is something only the Ass Plate can offer.
“Ass Plates made me realize I had been half assing it my whole life. They inspired me to go back to school and get my PHD. I owe my success and life to Ass Plates.”
“The Ass Plate saved my marriage”
“I’m just happy to live in a world where the Ass Plate can exist and thrive”
“I was never really a morning guy but now I thrive in the morning with my eggs benedict off my ass”
It is always a hit at all the parties I attend. Everyone is always trying to eat off my ass (plate).