WHO LIKES ASS?

THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE.

EVERYONE.

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“Ass Plates made me realize I had been half assing it my whole life. They inspired me to go back to school and get my PHD. I owe my success and life to Ass Plates.”

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“The Ass Plate saved my marriage” 

-Alex

“I’m just happy to live in a world where the Ass Plate can exist and thrive”

Satisfied Customer

“I was never really a morning guy but now I thrive in the morning with my eggs benedict off my ass”

Satisfied Customer

It is always a hit at all the parties I attend. Everyone is always trying to eat off my ass (plate). 

Alexandra M, Dog Mom

DON'T HALF ASS ANYTHING!

IT'S EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER ASS FOR.